Why online translators are horrible

So this was too good not to share with everyone. A friend of mine just recently had the most hilarious argument with her new boyfriend, because he translated a bit of text in her e-mail from Japanese to English… well it didn’t come out as she had hoped. haha let me know what you guys think. I posted the whole e-mail conversation to my blog, 'cause it’s rather long, but every word is worth its weight in gold.


厚, 男 and 大, those kanji are quite a combination!

Thanks for posting . It IS hilarious! XDD Especially how it ends… like “My faith in Google translate is dead” lol Epic!

BTW I am quite interested in Japanese as well (Honestly I am kinda a Manga fan). Glad to see this thread Haha. It made my day! =]