What Does this text mean exactly?

I want to see this text translated in English. I try to translate but as I see it comes out very stupid and not logic text.

服务员, 买单 。
我 来 付, 好 吗 ?
不行 。给 我 面子 , 我 来 付 钱 。
不 可以 。下次 你 付 。

Waiter, check please.
I’ll pay, okay?
No. Give me face, I’ll pay.
No. You pay next time.
Oh gosh.