Mustard and Mayonnaise

“McDonald’s burns prompt US enquiry”
“Some workers claimed they had been told to treat their injuries with condiments such as mustard and mayonnaise rather than medicinal cream.”

I doubt that these impressively creative treatments are prescribed in their manuals at MacDonald restaurants.

On an unrelated note, I once saw a couple on one of the CNN channels talking about their lawsuits against McDonald’s. The husband was suing because of the pain and suffering of the pickle burn on his forehead. The wife was suing because the pickle burn ruined their sex life.

Even though the U. S. is a, so to speak, sue-happy society, claims from workers seem to me to be reported less often in the media than those from consumers.