Did you know that…
once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall?
writing with a broken pencil is totally pointless?
when fish are in schools, they’re more likely to take to debate?
the thief who stole the calendar got twelve months?
they were handing out batteries free of charge?
ever since the dentist and manicurist got married, they’ve done nothing but fight tooth and nail?
when she got married, she got a new name and a dress?
after police came to the daycare center, the three-year-old resisted a rest?
some say a boiled egg is hard to beat?
a bicycle can’t stand alone? It’s just two tired.
when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds?
there was a child who had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed?
when the young woman started seeing her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye?
the young man who got too big for his britches was totally exposed in the end?
if you have something colorful, you can add it to the thread?