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And here you can find my Russian jokes “Анекдоты и шутки”:
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Und hier können Sie meine deutschen Witze finden - “Lustige Geschichten”:
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Good luck! Enjoy them!
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khardy
February 22, 2016, 4:59pm
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Мальчик: Папа, что такое “монолог”?
Папа: Монолог – это когда мама с папой разговаривает.
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Очень хороший анекдот!
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Я добавил несколько новых анекдотов в свой курс “Анекдоты и шутки”,
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nobody
March 13, 2017, 1:24am
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evgueny 40, thank you for the funny stories and all of the German lessons you created.
I just bookmarked the link to the lustige geschichten and completed the lesson “Ich bin schon satt!.”
It was very funny. I will be back for more.
Edit: I just saw that the lustige geschichten show up under “My Courses.” This is very convenient because I go to “My Courses” to select new lessons.
Я записал несколько новых русских анекдотов.
С Новым Годом 2019!
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gbvr
January 8, 2019, 6:08am
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Добавил в коллекцию несколько новых анекдотов.
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Новое время рождает новые анекдоты.
Сделано в Китае:
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Размышления о пандемии коронавируса:
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Лучшее время для преступлений:
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Сегодня добавил несколько новых русских анекдотов для цикла АНЕКДОТЫ И ШУТКИ. Вот ссылки на два из них:
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ЗВЕРИ ОСТАЛИСЬ ДОВОЛЬНЫ:
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Я добавил несколько новых анекдотов к моему курсу АНЕКДОТЫ И ШУТКИ на русском языке. Вот ссылки на некоторые из них:
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ДЛЯ ЧЕГО ИЗОБРЕЛИ ПЛАНШЕТ:
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ПАПА СОШЁЛ С УМА:
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Я добавил несколько новых веселых анекдотов в свою коллекцию юмора - АНЕКДОТЫ И ШУТКИ:
ПОТОМОК:
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О ЧЁЛКЕ МОЖНО НЕ ПАРИТЬСЯ:
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КАК БЫСТРЕЕ УСНУТЬ:
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Скоро Новый Год. Надеюсь, что 2022 год будет легче и лучше, чем уходящий 2021 год. Чтобы улучшить вам настроение, я записал несколько новых русских анекдотов и шуток:
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ПО СРЕДАМ – ТОЛЬКО НА АНГЛИЙСКОМ:
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МЫ НЕ УСТАЛИ:
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НЕ ПУСТИЛИ В АВТОБУС:
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НА ПРИЕМЕ У ВРАЧА:
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С Новым Годом, друзья!