nobody
1
My daughter refuses to rest until she has a definitive punch-line to this joke.
Her best offering:
They both come from trees.
I have suggested:
Because Poe wrote on both
Dodgson himself suggested:
because they can both produce a few notes, although they are all flat.
Please feel free to add.
nobody
3
Because both have ink on them.
Because you can’t hide an elephant in either of them.
nobody
5
Quoting wikipedia:
“A mature Common Raven is between 56 and 69 cm (22 to 27 inches) in length, with a wingspan of 115 to 130 cm (45 to 51 in).”
These are very ideal dimensions for the table top of a good writing desk! (Cannot be a coincidence…)
nobody
6
They both need a LOT of tomato ketchup to make them taste nice?
nobody
7
… You may be on to something!