great!! I enjoyed, thanks 
Great stuff!! Now we need a lesson in German on how to be English!
There is a wonderful (slightly old-fashioned now) book called “How to be an Alien” by the Hungarian George Mikes. In it he describes what it is like for foreigners to come to Britain. He wrote it in the mid 1940s, I believe. It’s a great little read.
Thank you- that was really amusing and fun! I laughed a lot