If anyone wants a laugh, they can ask ChatGPT to make them a conlang!
“Can you create a synthetic conlang that uses V2 word order and has many cognates from Sámi languages?”
Here is what I got back.
Nouns:
Nouns in this conlang are inflected for case and number. There are four cases: nominative, accusative, genitive, and dative.
Verbs:
Verbs are inflected for tense, mood, and person. Tenses include present, past, and future. Moods include indicative, subjunctive, and imperative.
Articles:
The definite article is “da” and the indefinite article is “ei”.
Pronouns:
Personal pronouns in the nominative case are:
1st person singular: mun
2nd person singular: du
3rd person singular: son
1st person plural: mii
2nd person plural: dut
3rd person plural: sii
Possessive pronouns are inflected for person and number and follow the noun they modify.
1st person singular: munin
2nd person singular: dunin
3rd person singular: sonin
1st person plural: miin
2nd person plural: dutin
3rd person plural: siin
Demonstrative pronouns are:
“dette” for “this”
“datte” for “that”
Interrogative pronouns are:
“man” for “who”
“met” for “what”
“me” for “where”
“mo” for “when”
“mik” for “why”
“moz” for “how”
Here are a few example sentences in this conlang:
Mun elen du. (I see you.)
Son válddii eamit. (He caught a fish.)
Mii álgit goikkat dut. (We will go hunting with you.)
Datte lea ráhkaduvvon. (That is forbidden.)
Man lea dutnje namma? (What is your name?)
Now, technically I didn’t ask for a Uralic conlang, just a conlang with Sámi cognates, so I won’t judge it for having articles or not having “enough” cases. But I can say, from my intro course in Davvisámegiella, the words look Sámi.
What is funny to me though, is how it introduces cases and then proceeds to not use them in the example sentences. In this example, we technically don’t see the accusative 2nd person singular pronoun, so we don’t know if it is being followed (presuming dut is dative), but I had done some other tests with a friend and most of them had example sentences that did not track at all with the stated rules for the conlang.